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Don`t look now, but there`s one too many in this room and I think it`s you... |
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You`re a mouse studying to be a rat... |
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I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving... |
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When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?... |
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What`s on your mind? If you`ll forgive the overstatement... |
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If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner`s luck!... |
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I wish I`d known you when you were alive... |
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I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?... |
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You love nature in spite of what it did to you?... |
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Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?... |
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You`re a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits... |
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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?... |
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Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?... |
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I never forget a face, but in your case I`ll make an exception... |
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You`d make a lovely corpse!... |
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If you can`t live without me, why aren`t you dead already?... |
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Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig... |
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I would not allow this student to breed... |
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