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Small towns joke
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My hometown was so small... ...the clinic was called Joe`s Hospital and Grill ...long distance calls are delayed when the area code is busy ...the town Lady of the Evening stands under a flashlight ... In order to paint traffic lines, the road had to be widened ... Instead of hoses, the Fire Department uses water pistols ...you had to make a reservation to use the parking meter ...during snowstorms, salt was spread using a salad shooter ...the local Motel 6 sleeps six ...during a boxing match, both men have to sit in the same corner ...the class valedictorian had both the highest & lowest averages ...the Mayor was also the Sheriff, Town Council & street sweeper ...we had no porn movie house; once a week someone left the shades up ...the municipal water system`s pump was supplied by Water Pik ...before you visited, you could look out a window & see who was home ...there was no town idiot -- everybody had to take turns
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