|
|
|
Small towns joke
Humor jokes
Rating : 2.50, 4 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
My hometown was so small...
...the clinic was called Joe`s Hospital and Grill
...long distance calls are delayed when the area code is busy
...the town Lady of the Evening stands under a flashlight
... In order to paint traffic lines, the road had to be widened
... Instead of hoses, the Fire Department uses water pistols
...you had to make a reservation to use the parking meter
...during snowstorms, salt was spread using a salad shooter
...the local Motel 6 sleeps six
...during a boxing match, both men have to sit in the same corner
...the class valedictorian had both the highest & lowest averages
...the Mayor was also the Sheriff, Town Council & street sweeper
...we had no porn movie house; once a week someone left the shades up
...the municipal water system`s pump was supplied by Water Pik
...before you visited, you could look out a window & see who was home
...there was no town idiot -- everybody had to take turns
Rating : 2.50, 4 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Humor jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 2.50, 4 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
A philosophy professor stood before her class and had some items in front of her... Read this joke...
What do you call an afghan virginMever bin laid on... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
On average, a person will spend about five years eating during His or Her lifetime... Read this joke...
THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player`s strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff