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Hilary Clinton dies and goes to heaven. She ends up in a room full of clocks. So she asks the nearest angel to tell Her what all of the clocks are for.
The angel says,"The clocks are to see how many times an individual lies in life. For every lie the minute hand moves one minute."
So Hilary asks, "Where is my husband`s clock?"
The angel says,"Its on the ceiling in Jesus` office. He`s using it as a fan."

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