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Too stupid for a computer joke
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Rating : 5.50, 2 votes.
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Support: Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you? Customer: Yes, well, I`m having trouble with WordPerfect. Support: What sort of trouble? Customer: Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away. Support: Went away? Customer: They disappeared. Support: Hmm. So what does your screen look like now? Customer: Nothing. Support: Nothing? Customer: It`s blank; it won`t accept anything when I type. Support: Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out? Customer: How do I tell? Support: Can you see the C: prompt on the screen? Customer: What`s a sea-prompt? Support: Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen? Customer: There isn`t any cursor: I told you, it won`t accept anything I type. Support: Does your monitor have a power indicator? Customer: What`s a monitor? Support: It`s the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it`s on? Customer: I don`t know. Support: Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that? Customer: ...Yes, I think so. Support: Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it`s plugged into the wall. Customer: ...Yes, it is. Support: When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? Customer: No. Support: Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable. Customer: ...Okay, here it is. Support: Follow it for me, and tell me if it`s plugged securely into the back of your computer. Customer: I can`t reach. Support: Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is? Customer: No. Support: Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over? Customer: Oh, it`s not because I don`t have the right angle-it`s because it`s dark. Support: Dark? Customer: Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window. Support: Well, turn on the office light then. Customer: I can`t. Support: No? Why not? Customer: Because there`s a power outage. Support: A power... A power outage? Aha! Okay, we`ve got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in? Customer: Well, yes, I keep them in the closet. Support: Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from. Customer: Really? Is it that bad? Support: Yes, I`m afraid it is. Customer: Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them? Support: Tell them you`re too stupid to own a computer.
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