I died this way joke
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Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How`d you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That`s awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It`s very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it`s a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you`re sleeping. How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes His head. "that`s so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we`d both still be alive."
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