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What day is today?
Holiday jokes
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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I?ll bet you don`t know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.
At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn`t wait for her husband to come home.
"First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed.
"I`ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!
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