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If she went out with me


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A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn`t smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers.
In the bar, he saw the local jock of the town`s football team. He was bragging about his girlfriend and how she was lucky to have him for a boyfriend.
The lumberjack, after drinking six bottles of beer, was heard to say, "Buddy, if she went out with me, she`d never go out with you ever again."
To which the local jock replied, "Hey buddy, if she went out with you, she`d never go out with ANYONE ever again."



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