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Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
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10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. 9. It`s celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy. 8. In order to start it, you need some jumper cables and a friend`s car. 7. It`s slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics". 6. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long. 5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling. 4. The screen often displays the message, "Ain`t it break time yet?" 3. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!" 2. The only chip inside is a Dorito. 1. You`ve decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.
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