|
|
Female comebacks-1
Gender jokes
Rating : 6.72, 7 votes.
Reviews : 36 [add review]
Man: Haven`t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that`s why I don`t go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I`ll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I`m a female inpersonator. Man: Hey baby, what`s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unferrtilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I`d die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I`d probably die laughing.
Rating : 6.72, 7 votes.
Reviews : 36 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Gender jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 36, Rating : 6.72, 7 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
Random jokes |
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?A: Holes all over Australia... Read this joke...
They say that two heads are better than one... Read this joke...
|
Random joke |
John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door... Read this joke...
John was waiting to cross the street when a blind man approached with his guide-dog... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Your family tree is good, but you are the sap... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|