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The impatient farmer joke
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A farmer and His brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That`s once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That`s twice."
After a little while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn`t say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride scolded him, "That was an awful thing to do!"
The farmer said, "That`s once."
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