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Microsoft
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Rating : 5.14, 22 votes.
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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft`s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter`s position and course to fly to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter`s window. The pilot`s sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign read: "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at His map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer."
Rating : 5.14, 22 votes.
Reviews : 21 [add review]
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