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We're lesbians


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This man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and says, "I`d like to buy those two ladies a drink."
The bartender replies, "It won`t do you any good."
The man, with a confused look on his face says, "It doesn`t matter, I want to buy those women a drink."
The bartender delivers the drinks to the ladies and the ladies acknowledge the drink with a nod of their heads.
About a half-hour later, the man approaches the women and says, "I`d like to buy you two another drink."
The women both reply, "It won`t do you any good."
The man says, "I don`t understand. What do you mean it won`t do me any good?"
The first lady says, "We`re lesbians."
The man replies, "Lesbians? What are lesbians?"
The second woman replies, "Lesbians... We like to lick pussy`s."
The man says, "Bartender, three beers for us lesbians."


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