|
|
|
Signs that you'r
Bar jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence?!?!?
8. Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem.
9. Every woman you see has an exact twin.
10. You fall off the floor
11. Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
13. Every night you're beginning to find your neighbours cat more and more attractive
14. I'm not drunk you're just sober!
15. Roseanne looks good
16. You don't recognise your wife unless seen from the bottom of a glass.
17. That dammned pink elephant followed me home again.
18. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
19. You've fallen and can't get up.
20. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Bar jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence... Read this joke...
Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilotinstructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take theirseats and get prepared for an emergency landing... Read this joke...
All that you are you owe to your parents... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can`t find any food... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff