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Stuttering problem
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A guy walks into his doctor`s office and says, "Ddddoc, I`ve bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III`m tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme??"
The doc says, "Well, I`ll have to examine you first before I can answer you."
The doc examines him and says, "Well, I`m pretty sure that I know what the problem is."
The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"
The doc says,"It`s your penis. It`s about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."
The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"
The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."
The guy says, "Dddo it!"
The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor`s office and says, "Thanks Doc. You`ve solved my problem and I don`t stutter any more but I`ve only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn`t enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. I don`t care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back one!"
The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal`s a ddddeal!"
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