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Comparing childhood surgeries
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next
to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid
leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I`m in here to get my tonsils out and
I`m a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You`ve got nothing to worry about. I
had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and
when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.
It`s a breeze!"
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
The second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was
born. I couldn`t walk for a year!"
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