|
|
|
Drunk driver
Bar jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A man stumbles out of a bar one night obviously drunk. He makes his way down the street knocking into everything in his path. A police officer watches him from a cruiser across the street. The man comes up to a parked car, fumbles around in his pockets, gets his keys, and proceeds to drive away. The police officer, unbelieving what he saw, pulls the man over a few blocks down the road. The man gives a breathalizer for the officer and to the officer's amazement - the guy was stone cold sober.
"I can't belive it! I watched you walk to this car, drive erratic all the way down the road, and my machine says you have no alcohol in your system! How can that be??"
"Oh that's easy", replies the man.
"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Bar jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a newNASA experiment on sending women to different planets... Read this joke...
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenlyhis boat was attacked by the Loch Ness Monster... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Why are the Japanese so smart?They don?t have any blondes... Read this joke...
A man lost two buttons from his shirt and put them in his pants pocket... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff