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Veterinarian?
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Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.
This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her.
"Sister, I couldn`t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "Every week my son sends me money, and what I don`t need I give to the church."
"That`s wonderful, how much does he send you?"
"Oh, $2,000 a week."
"Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?"
"Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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