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Can you give me a hand?
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Jon`s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room.
The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I`ll see what I can do."
Jon says, "I haven`t got the fingers."
The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven`t got the fingers? It`s 1999. We`ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn`t you bring the fingers?"
Jon says, "Well, shit, Doc, I couldn`t pick `em up."
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