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Dog misunderstandings
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Thirteen things dogs don`t understand
1. It`s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m.
2. It`s wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.
3.He shouldn`t jump on your bed when he`s sopping wet.
4.The command "SHUT THE BLOODY F*%@ UP!" means just that
5. The cats have every right to be in the living room.
6. Crapping on the floor is not something deserving of a treat
7.Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is stupid
8.No, we said SIT
9. I know its a nice leg, but don`t ride it.
10. Getting up does NOT mean we are going for a walk
11. Just because I`m eating, doesn`t mean you can.
12. If you look at me with those big soppy eyes, I`m not going to give in and feed you. NOT NOT NOT. Oh, ok, just this once.
13.No, it`s my food.Oh alright then, just a small piece.
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