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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?A: Holes all over Australia... |
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9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7... |
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1. It`s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It`s wrong to back Grandma into a corner and... |
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A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes... |
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A passenger train is creeping along, slowly... |
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Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades... |
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1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit ... |
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter... |
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1... |
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Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse... |
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Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people... |
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one... |
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1. If I like it, it`s mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it`s mine. 3. If I can take it from you, ... |
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A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse... |
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady... |
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Question: what is bigger then an elephant but weighs nothing?answer: it`s shawdow... |
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Two robins were sitting in a tree... |
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A man takes his wife to the stock show... |
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A man runs into the vet`s office carrying hisdog, screaming for help... |
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A German Shepherd went to a Western Union telegramoffice, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof... |
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