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Dogs and light bulbs
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Then I`ll replace any wiring that`s not up to code.
Rottweiler: Make me!
Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
Dachshund: You know I can`t reach that stupid lamp!
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he`s busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I`ll just pop it in while I`m bouncing off the walls.
Greyhound: It isn`t moving. Who cares?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I`m not afraid of the dark...
Doberman: While it`s out, I`ll just take a nap on the couch.
Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
Australian Shepherd: First, I`ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?
Poodle: I`ll just blow in the Border Collie`s ear and he`ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we`ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you`re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
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