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Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill`s yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.
So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill`s yard. After about a year and a half of Bob`s cow crapping in Bill`s yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill`s house.
Bob runs over and demands to know what`s in the 18-wheeler.
`My new pet elephant,` Bill replies solemly.

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