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Baskin in the sun
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Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I`m really hungry",
said the first one.
"Me, too" said the second. "Let`s fly down and find
some lunch."
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed
ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate
`til they could eat no more. "I`m so full I don`t think
I can fly back up to the tree", said the first one.
"Me either. Let`s just lay here and bask in the warm sun",
said the second.
"O.K." said the first. They plopped down, basking in
the sun.
No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tomcat
snuck up and gobbled them up. As he sat washing his face
after his meal, he thought, "I love Baskin` Robins."
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