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One day a father takes his daughter to school. While driving there, there is a couple in the convertable infront waving their arms about having an arguement of somesort. Then the wife pulls out a knife and cuts her husbands dick off and throws it over the back of the car, landing on the car's windscreen behind.
The girl says,"Whats that on the windscreen dad?"
The dad replies,"Its a bug."
Then she says,"That bug sure has a big cock!"

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