Shake ya ass
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The alway's sexy colombian singer Shakira was on a good-wil-ambassador visit in a very remote part of the African Rainforest.
After travelling for thousands of miles, braving treacherous mountains and streams filled with countless hazards, bug bitten, exhausted and barely conscious from Milaria driven fever,
Shakira finally stumbles out of the jungle and is brought before the eldest of the tribe.
The tiniest of little old men came shuffling up and gave a quick bow then promptly reached up and honked her boobies.
Shakira was taken back for a moment.
Assuming that it's just their custom, she shrugged it off and presented the small statured, elderly native with a bow and introduced herself.
Placing a hand on her chest she said "Shhaakira..." The little fella looks at her oddly and say's "Shhakkuurrusss..." The columbian beauty smiles patiently and repeats, "Shhaakira..." Again the elder native steps forward, takes a quick bow and makes his attempt, "Shhakkuurrusss...." Then he immediately reaches up and honks her boobies again. Shakira staggers back in shock cupping her breasts in defence and sternly states, "I'm Trying to Tell You My Name is SHAKIRA!" With nary a raise of his eyebrow, the leathery little guy leans to one side looks her up and down slowly fro head to toe and say's, "I know your name, now Shake Ur Ass!"
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