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Wrong spray
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A woman in her 30`s was taking her mother, who was in her 50`s to the gynecologist.
After dropping her mother off, she and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor.
While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked, "Don`t we look pretty today", as he performed His examination.
The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing.
When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The Following conversation ensued:
Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, "Don`t we look pretty today", while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was appropriate?
Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn`t referring to your hairstyle or something?
Mother: Well, it still wasn`t appropriate or professional. I wonder if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think?
Daughter: I don`t know. We`re you embarrassed?
Mother: I was very embarrassed. I used some of your Feminine Deodorant Spray this morning, and he may have smelled that, but I still don`t think he should have commented!
Daughter: I don`t have any FDS.
Mother: Why, sure you do! In the blue can that was on back of the toilet. I used some before the appointment...
With that a little Granddaughter said, "That`s my Barbie Golden Glitter Hair Spray Gran!"
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