Getting women hot
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There are three guys, an Italian, a Frenchman and a Texan. They are all discussing what they do to get their women hot.
The Italian says, "First I light a candle and drip hot liquid wax all over her body, then I follow with a tender nibbling at each spot of wax until they`re all gone. Then she`s hot!"
When the Frenchman was queried he replies, "First I take a bouquet of roses and I pull all the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I go all over her blowing them off, one at a time. When I`m through, she`s really hot!"
The previous two gents now ask the Texan what he did to get His woman hot. He replied, "Well I don`t do anything that exotic! What I do is, I pick her up and throw her on the bed, grab her by the ankles and fuck the shit out of her. When I`m done, I wipe my dick on her new curtains. Man, does she get hot!"
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