Turning it off
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A little old lady with blue hair enters a sex shop and asks in a quivering voice, "Y-y-young man, d-d-do y-you s-sell d-d-dildos h-here?"
The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady?s appearance in his shop, says, "Uh, yes, ma?am, we do."
The little old lady, holding Her quivering hands about 10 inches apart, asks, "D-do y-you have any ab-b-bout th-this l-long?"
"Yes, ma?am, we do. We have several that come in that size."
Forming Her shaking fingers into a five-inch circle, she then asks, "A-are an-n-ny of th-them a-about thi-is
b-big ar-round-d?"
"Well. .. yes, there are a few of them that are about that big."
"A-and d-do a-a-ny of th-them v-v-ibra-a-ate?"
"Yes, ma?am, one of them does."
"H-how d-do y-you t-t-turn it off?"
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Edited by calmjo
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