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Trick-or-treat v sex
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Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8 ) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7) You don`t have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6) It`s OK when the person you`re with fantasizes you`re someone else, because you are.
5) Forty years from now you`ll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don`t like what you get, you can always go next door.
3) It doesn`t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2) Less guilt the morning after.
1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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