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Twisted penis
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Ed and Ted are standing side by side at urinals when Ed glances down and sees that Ted`s dick is twisted like a corkscrew.
Ed says, "I`ve never seen one like that before."
Ted says, "Like what?"
Ed says, "All twisted, like a pig`s tail."
Ted says, "What`s yours like?"
Ed says, "Straight, like normal."
Ted says, "I thought mine was normal `til I saw yours."
Ed finishes and starts shaking his prick.
Ted says, "What`d you do that for?"
Ed says, "I was shaking out the last few drops."
Ted says, "Wow... and to think that all these years I`ve been wringing mine out."
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