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Milk bath
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This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 30 litres of milk.
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake, and thought she probably meant three litres, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, `I found your note to leave 30 litres of milk. Did you mean 30 litres or three litres?`
The blonde said, `I want 30 litres. I`m going to fill my bath up with milk and take a milk bath.`
The milkman asked, `Pasteurized?`
The blonde said, `No. Just up to my tits.`
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