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The sapling
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There was this sapling that didn`t know what kind of tree he was. He was growing up between a birch tree and a beech tree and thought they might be able to tell him what kind of tree he was.
First he asks Mr. Birch Tree and says.."Mr. Birch, Mr. Birch, I gotta know...am I a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
Mr. Birch replies, "Well, i don`t know, you could be a son of a beech, you could be a son of a birch, why don`t you go ask Mr. Beech?"
So the sapling goes "Mr. Beech, Mr. Beech, i gotta know, am I a son of a Beech or a son of a birch?"
And Mr. Beech says, "well, I dont know, but I do know someone that will be able to tell you, I`ll call him up and he`ll tell you what you are."
So, Mr. Beech calls good ole Mr Woodpecker and explains the situation to him. Mr Woodpecker explains to the sapling that he must take a nibble of his bark to be able to tell him what he is and the sapling agrees.
Well, the woodpecks takes a nibble and exclaims "My...you`re neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch but the finest piece of ash I`ve ever put my pecker in!"
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