|
|
|
The prognosis
Adult jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away Her tears, he asked Her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Paul went to Her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Alma agrees and again they make love.
Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."
She agreed, than afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake Her up.
"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Paul, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."
>>
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Adult jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
An old man, who is hard of hearing, goes with his wife tothe doctor for his annual check up... Read this joke...
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Here are some actual exchanges between lawyers and witnessesin the court room... Read this joke...
You are so boring that you can`t even entertain a doubt... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff