|
|
|
Bill gates and god
Computer jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker.
The supreme deity turned to Al and said, "Tell me what is important about yourself."
Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth`s ecological system was most important.
God looked to Al and said, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand."
God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.
Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.
God responded, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand."
God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly, and asked, "What is your problem Bill Gates?"
Bill responded, "I think you are sitting in my chair."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Computer jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Q: What`s the difference between a blonde female and ablonde male?A: The blonde female has a much higher sperm count... Read this joke...
Monica Lewinsky went in to a liposuction clinic to have herlove handles removed... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world... Read this joke...
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to `Where do pets come from?`Adam said, `Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Contrary to popular beliefs, chocolate does not cause acne... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff