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Pinocchio is all grown up, and has moved out. One day, he meets Gepetto in a bar, and starts confiding in him.
"Whenever I`m having sex with a girl, she complains about splinters." he says.
Gepetto looks all wise, and tells him that whenever he feels `lucky`, he should rub sandpaper on his `member`.
Happy, Pinocchio says he`ll try it.
A few weeks later, Gepetto spots Pinocchio walking down the street, he stops him, and asks how its going with the girls, now, to which Pinocchio replies, "Hey, who needs girls?"
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