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Feels great...
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A fellow wakes up one morning, singing and whistling to himself, "I feel great, just great". Goes down to greet His wife, and tells her, "I feel great, honey!"
She replies,. "Well you look terrible"!
He shakes His head and starts out to work thinking, "She`s probably in a bad mood, can`t appreciate my good feelings". Meets His best friend, Joe and says, "Joe, I feel great".
Joe looks at him and says "Jeez, you really look terrible"! At this point the fellow is becoming worried and wonders, "Maybe I`ve got some unusual disease or something." He quickly calls His physician and heads on over for an emergency consult. He tells the physician, "Doc, I feel great, but everyone is telling me I look terrible."
The physician replies, "Well, you do look terrible. Let me look this up." The physician consults His handbook (Merck, of course) and leafing through the pages mutters to himself: "Feels great, looks great, no that`s not you". "Feels terrible, looks terrible, no that`s not you". "Feels great, looks terrible...Yes that`s you... "It says here you`re a vagina!"
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