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New on the job


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The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds 4 envelopes. On one he finds the words `open me first,` and the other three are numbered 1 to 3.
He opens the first envelope and finds a letter from his predecessor saying:` These three envelopes will save you a world of trouble. In case of emergency, please open these envelopes in sequential order; envelope one first, envelope two second, and envelope three third.`
The manager shrugs, puts the envelopes back, and forgets about them.
Six months later, the workers go on strike. The company closes, and is losing money fast.
After a long night negotiating with the union, he remembers the 3 envelopes. He opens the first one and it says: `Blame me, your predecessor for everything`.
Wonderful idea he thinks, and indeed it works and the crisis comes to its end. His job is saved, and everybody`s happy.
A few month later, another strike hits. He goes to the drawer and opens the second envelope. It reads, `Blame the government for everything`.
It works like a charm, and he breathes a sigh of relief as his job is, once again, saved.
A month later the workers declare another strike. The manager goes directly to the third envelope and it reads, `Prepare 4 new envelopes`


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