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Clearing the church
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The 2000 member Baptist church was filled to overflowing
capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start
the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and
black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while
the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then
reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.
The one in the middle announced, "EVERYONE WILLING TO TAKE A
BULLET FOR JESUS STAY IN YOUR SEAT!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The
deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and
the assistant pastor.
After a few moments, there were about 20 people left sitting
in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the
pulpit.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the
preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now.
You may begin the service."
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