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Dick and Sally had been married for 40 years, and Sally was getting frustrated because Dick was not interested in sex much anymore.
Sally's neighbour suggested to Sally that she "spice" up Her sex life by using new methods to turn on Her husband. The neighbour suggested that Sally go out and buy a pair of crotchless panties, and wear them about the house as she was doing housework, and they would help Her feel sexy.
The neighbour told Sally that all she would have to do was flash Dick with Her new panties while they were watching TV later that night, and he would be on Her like a flash.
After a few hours of wearing these new crotchless panties, Sally was feeling quite frisky and ready for some action. As they were watching the late night news, Sally winked at Dick, and flashed him a view of Her new panties, and said "Honey, would you like some of this?"
He takes one look, and says "Hell no. I ain't touching that with a ten foot pole.LOOK WHAT IT DID TO YOUR UNDERWEAR !"
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