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Outdoor barbecuing
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It`s the only type of cooking a "real" man
will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking,
the following chain of events is put into motion:
1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and
dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking,
places it on a tray along with the necessary
cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who
is lounging beside the grill, drinking a soda.
4. The man places the meat on the grill.
5. The woman goes inside to set the table and
check the vegetables.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that
the meat is burning.
7. The man takes the meat off the grill and
hands it to the woman.
8. The woman prepares the plates and brings
them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table
and does the dishes.
10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed
"her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed
reaction, concludes that there`s just no pleasing
some women.
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