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Growing old
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After 15 years of not having sex, an old couple finally decide that it`s about time they did something about their sex life.
After much deliberation they decide to have a nudist day, they will walk around the house all day with nothing on, and just see what happens.
The next day comes and they decide to have breakfast round the kitchen table without a scrap of clothing on.
After a little while the old lady turns to here husband and says, "By jove I think this is working, I`m getting really turned on!"
They old man replies, "Well how do you mean love?"
His wife says, "Well I`m getting all hot?.. my nipples are red hot!!"
He replies, "Well I`m not bloody surprised woman! You`ve got one nipple in your coffee and the other in your porridge!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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