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Just a blow job


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The couple gets to the girlfriend`s house after going out when they`re at the front door
the boyfriend asked the girlfriend:
"Before you go in, why don`t you give me a blow job?"
She says: "what? Are u out of your mind?"
"just a blow job, one really quick, come on baby"
"are you crazy, what happens if somebody see us"
" oh come on .. Just lick the head then, please baby"
"I already said no ? so quit asking for it"
"I know you like to do it, so just do it please baby, I`m going to explode
is just a blow job"
"I said no, ok?"
"come on, don`t be like that, just a blow job"
In that moment the sister shows up at the front door wearing pijamas looking all
sleepy and with her hair all crazy and says:
"My dad says that you need to give your boyfriend a blow job, if you don`t want to, I`ll do
it, if not, he said that he will come downstairs and he`ll give him the blow job, but please
"ASK YOUR BOYFRIEND TO TAKE His HAND OFF THE SPEAKER AND LET US FUCKING SLEEP"


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