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Flower Power
Don't wait for spring, do this one now. Attach flower petals around the head of your Trouser Browser. Place in the centre of a bouquet of flowers and present to your lover.
Cocktail Penis
A toast, and what could make it better than to have your own swizzle stick. Simply hold out your glass to your favourite Cocktail Weinie and say, stir please, sir. Olives optional.
Ruler Penis
Yes, we're practicing Men's Math here, and that's an easy trick. A few lines, a few numbers on your lap lizard, and voila! A penis that rules.
Make It Dance
That's right. Just pinch up it's little head, put some music on and let Mr. Bojangles jangle. It's a little like chair dancing. A little classical music and you have your own ballet. A bit of white netting around the pubic hair
- a ballerina; a white condom - a ballerino!
Aeropenis
Fly these friendly skies. Mr. Aviator is coming in for a landing. Oh No! The landing gears are not responding! Better foam the landing strip with whip cream!!
Disappearing Act
Hide his schlong between his legs. Looks like a girl, huh? Try placing a lovely pair of panties next to his crotch to complete the effect. But you run the risk of this trick backfiring - he might like the panties thing a little too much.
Bassapenis
Is he such a good puppy? Just paint a few spots on his root-o-rama, attach little doggy ears and tail, and voila, you got your basic Bassapenis. You might want to try a dachshund and give a whole new meaning to the term "weiner dog."
Oh god, just envisioning a poodle penis!
Penis Scream
Easy trick. Just re-run those newsclips of Lorena's Revenge. Enough to give any trouser snake the screaming meemies.
Tampenis
You know he doesn't like to willingly submit his schwanschtucker (Young Frankenstein revisited) to weird dressing up, but isn't it amazing what a little card board, a cottonball, and a piece of string can do?
Troll Penis
This trick was inspired by Mimi and Her Troll Doll collection. Why not start your own Troll Penis collection. Collect swatches of bright-collared fake fur, tape to top of Mr. Happy's head, and comb in that all-important upward motion. When tired, your Troll Penis can go back to The Cave to "rest".
Penis Cocktail
Hungry for a little seafood? Whether yours is a shrimp or a jumbo shrimp, try Mama Heartless's Penis Cocktail. A little sauce, a squirt or two of lemon, a twig of parsley. Mmmmmm, good.
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