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Cheese sandwich
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: $1.50; Chicken sandwich: $2.50; Handjob: $10."
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs. "Indeed I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your damn hands. I want a cheese sandwich!"
Submitted by curtis
Edited by calamjo
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