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Cheese sandwich
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: $1.50; Chicken sandwich: $2.50; Handjob: $10." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "Indeed I am." The man replies, "Well, wash your damn hands. I want a cheese sandwich!" Submitted by curtis Edited by calamjo
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