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Addicted to internet porn


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Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn
- During foreplay, he`s always double-clicking your G-spot.
- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.
- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."
- Tells everyone he`s a pioneer in "palm computing."
- He`s suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.
- Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.
- When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I`d like to click on her."
- You look deep into His eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into His corneas.
- As you undress, he takes out His credit card and tells you His birthday.
- During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"
- His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.


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