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Budweiser system
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There were two guys who decided to spend their evening at the bar rating women. When the first gal walked in they both agreed that she was sorta plain, a 6 at the most. An old drunk at the end of the bar overheard them and said, "Thassa 1/2." They ignored him and went on with their play. The next gal in was pretty cute so they rated her an 8. The old drunk looked around and said, "Thassa 1." The two instigators ignored him again and the game went on. Then it happened that a real fox walked into the bar. That`s a 10 goin` on 15 they both agreed. The old drunk shot her a glance and said, "Thassa 3!" The beautiful young thing overheard him and felt rather insulted, so she decided to ask him what the hell kind of rating system he was using anyway. "I know I`m better than a 3!" she protested. He said, "Lady, I use the Budweiser rating system." "What`s that?" she asked. "That`s how many Clydesdales it`d take to pull you offa my face!" Submitted by Curtis Edited by Tantilazing
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