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Blow-up dolls
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Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail.. When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn`t going to waste any of her girls on these two old men.
So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man`s room and left them to their business.
After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking.
The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?"
The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch."
The first man asked, "How`s that?" "Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast..she farted and flew out the window!"
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