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Blind date
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Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he`s never seen before.
"What do I do if she`s ugly?" says Mike, "I`ll be stuck with her all night."
"Don`t worry." Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned.
If you don`t, just shout Aaaaaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Mike knocks at the girl`s door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is.
He`s about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
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