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12 condoms


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A young man in a drug store asks the pharmacist for condoms. "They come in packets of 3, 6 or 12," responds the pharmacist, "How many do you need?"
"Well" muses the young man, "I`ve known this wonderful girl for 7 months. Tonight I`m meeting Her parents for the first time, then we`re off to an all-night party. So I think tonight`s the night. And, once she gets it, I know she`ll want more. Better give me a dozen!" Having made His purchase, the fellow drives home, dresses for dinner and arrives at His girlfriend`s house.
At dinner, he is asked to offer the blessing. He prays - and prays - and prays - and prays. Finally, His girlfriend leans over and says "You never told me you were so religious!"
He answered her, "You never told me that your father was a pharmacist!"


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