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Golf caddy responses joke
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Rating : 5.20, 5 votes.
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Golfer: "Think I`m going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
Golfer: "I`d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you`ve already moved most of the earth."
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
Golfer: "You`ve got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don`t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It`s too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It`s not a watch - it`s a compass."
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
Golfer: "Do you think it`s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it`s a sin on any day."
Golfer: "This is the worst course I`ve ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn`t the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
Golfer: "That can`t be my ball, it`s too old."
Caddy: "It`s been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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